
Located in an underground bunker at the bottom of the deepest part of the ocean one can find a tiny entrance tunnel to the International Coattails Scientific American Research Center or ICSAC. Around the clock we have the best Toxicologists inflicting all types of weird chemicals on precious and harmless animals. Ladies and gentlemen say hello to our newest creation. We haven't come up with a name for it, but we figure its pretty self explanatory. If not, here's a summary from our publicist.
"We spilled a bunch of mutagens on some fucking cat and exposed a penguin to a shit load of Ionizing radiation, enough said. This little bugger showed up in the office this morning where it was properly laughed at, kicked around, then stomped to death by our staff. Any questions?"
- Julian C. Duron