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Happy Hip Hop Mayhem
A ferocious feud over who has the top Happy Hip Hop album is heating up this week on Broadway. After two deadly gun battles in Brooklyn, Police are wondering, "What the hell is going on?"
We talked to Bob Rizzo who claimed, "Jen and Jacquelyn Negus are fucking posers." He explained, "It's a different world out here in New York. Those two should have never even walked into Steps on Broadway that day, with their toe tapping new wave Christian bullshit, I should have busted out eight or nine Rizzo spins on their asses, but the video cameras weren't rolling." Bob went on to say, "fuck those stupid dykes! The kids in my camp could take those evangelical toddler fuck heads any day of the week. Ask anyone on the streets who’s the toughest Happy Hip Hoppers in New York!"
Jacq n' Jen say, "Bob Rizzo is mean." I met up with Jen for brunch to talk about her time dancing at Steps, "I remember when we got to New York back in 87. My dream had always been to be a big huge star on Broadway, so all I wanted to do was dance dance dance. Jacky had just started writing new material for our fist album "Funky (Christian) Grooves". Bob took a liking to us real quick. He started taking us out to dinner, then naturally that turned into all night coke parties at Tunnel. I was 15 then, and Happy Hip Hop hadn't really hit the scene yet. Back then it was yo yo this, and kill a moth'a fuck'a that, you know?"
Jacquelyn joined us and told me the story from her perspective. "Bob Rizzo came up to me with Spector wanting new material for this project they were working on called "Fantastic Funky Hip Hop Surprise". I didn't like the name so Jen and I decided to branch off and do our own thing. I think I had just turned 16 when Jen and I wrote, produced, and distributed "Jammy Tunes", "Happy Jamz", and our third album "Steady Toe Tap'n." That's how the whole Happy Hip Hop thing started."
Police say "This is nothing new out here. This battle has been going on for almost two decades now, and nobody knows what to do about it." We talked to Chief Apig O. Fatfaük and asked him what he thought. His only response was, "I'm hungry." I guess we'll see what happens in the coming weeks.
posted by Julian # 3:50 PM 
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A ferocious feud over who has the top Happy Hip Hop album is heating up this week on Broadway. After two deadly gun battles in Brooklyn, Police are wondering, "What the hell is going on?"
We talked to Bob Rizzo who claimed, "Jen and Jacquelyn Negus are fucking posers." He explained, "It's a different world out here in New York. Those two should have never even walked into Steps on Broadway that day, with their toe tapping new wave Christian bullshit, I should have busted out eight or nine Rizzo spins on their asses, but the video cameras weren't rolling." Bob went on to say, "fuck those stupid dykes! The kids in my camp could take those evangelical toddler fuck heads any day of the week. Ask anyone on the streets who’s the toughest Happy Hip Hoppers in New York!"
Jacq n' Jen say, "Bob Rizzo is mean." I met up with Jen for brunch to talk about her time dancing at Steps, "I remember when we got to New York back in 87. My dream had always been to be a big huge star on Broadway, so all I wanted to do was dance dance dance. Jacky had just started writing new material for our fist album "Funky (Christian) Grooves". Bob took a liking to us real quick. He started taking us out to dinner, then naturally that turned into all night coke parties at Tunnel. I was 15 then, and Happy Hip Hop hadn't really hit the scene yet. Back then it was yo yo this, and kill a moth'a fuck'a that, you know?"
Jacquelyn joined us and told me the story from her perspective. "Bob Rizzo came up to me with Spector wanting new material for this project they were working on called "Fantastic Funky Hip Hop Surprise". I didn't like the name so Jen and I decided to branch off and do our own thing. I think I had just turned 16 when Jen and I wrote, produced, and distributed "Jammy Tunes", "Happy Jamz", and our third album "Steady Toe Tap'n." That's how the whole Happy Hip Hop thing started."
Police say "This is nothing new out here. This battle has been going on for almost two decades now, and nobody knows what to do about it." We talked to Chief Apig O. Fatfaük and asked him what he thought. His only response was, "I'm hungry." I guess we'll see what happens in the coming weeks.
posted by Julian # 3:50 PM